Name: DJ Dutchboy DOB: 7/18/1973 Hair color: Blonde Eyes: Blue Skin: White as they come Fave track: Kill da Bitch Penis size: 5 1/2", but FAT Ho of choice: Molly Ringwald / Janet Jackson sandwich Beverage: Snapple man... all the way Influences: Lionel Richie, MC Hammer, That dude who did "Bust a Move" Food: T-Bell! Hobbies: Nailin' chicks, Slammin' ho's, Sniffin' out Pussy, Basket weaving, and Slippin' the staff o'meat to the pretty girls

Name: The Reverend DOB: 6/21/1975 Hair color: Sorta brown, sorta red Eyes: Who the hell cares? Attitude: Solid Fave track: Who's a Honk? Penis size: 6"...exactly Beverage: Coffee Women: I like my women like I like my coffee... little cream, little sugar Food: Ask the Dutch Influences: Kermit the Frog, Dan Rather, George Clinton, and BB King Hobbies: You know those squares with the little colored squares all over, and you can turn 'em and stuff? I used to play with those a lot

Name: Ice Milk DOB: 1/1/74 Hair color: Brown Eyes: Shades Skin: Albino Black Fave track: White Noize Penis size: 5"...and proud Girlz: I try to keep at least two on hand for emergencies. Beverage: What da hell do you think? Influences: I was always an Elvis man, personally Food: Milk is good food Hobbies: Bathin' in milk... keeps my skin soft, and my cock hard.

HOME | MEET DA HONKEES | DISCOGRAPHY
DA HONKEE STORY | PICTURES | TELL IT TO DA MAN