I been blessed with a criminal mind
I love to steal the grooves
Only a suburbian gangsta like me
Knows all the moves
I walk into a joint and it just ain't kickin'
I gots to do something 'bout this
So I take out my gat and I wave it in the air
Make sure that I don't get dissed
I say listen up people I got something to say
You the lamest bunch I eva seen
Either you start dancin' or you start bleedin'
An' every word I say I mean
Nobody moved so I fired some rounds
One fool even wound up dead
So people started to move, people started to groove
An' this is what I said...
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PUTCHA HANZUP! PUTCHA HANZUP!
Everybody in da house PUTCHA HANZUP!
PUTCHA HANZUP! PUTCHA HANZUP!
Everybody in da house PUTCHA HANZUP!
Somebody grabbed a phone and called the cops
Tryin' to ruin my fun
Took care of that fool with a couple of pops
From my old shotgun
The police came around tryin' to break things up
Couldn't tell what was going down
A whole crowd of people with their hands in the air
And two flat faced on the ground
A cop asked me what happened to him
I said he danced his life away
They put their cuffs on me and they threw me in back
And the cop car drove away
At the police station I was gettin' booked
When a cop dropped his piece on the floor
I aimed it at his head and this is what I said
As I let myself out the door
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That night I made it in the nick of time
To the big 3 Honkees' show
I had a tough day but I could still rhyme
I was good to go
I was on the stage I was in a rage
But the crowd was just chillin' out
Only one thing to do so I grabbed a mike
And I began to shout
Nobody moves and nobody gets hurt
But no pain no gain
It's time to groove, it's time to get busy
Let me drive you insane
The crowd went crazy, was a hell of a time
Til the police showed up again
I was sure the fun was over when they showed up
Maybe nine cop cars or ten
I was shittin' bricks I got to admit
Thought I was good as dead
They pulled out their guns and aimed 'em at the Honkees
And this is what they said
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I did just like they said with my hands in the air
And the cop just started to smile
I was so confused that I said "What up?"
He said "I like your Honkee style
If I had known you was a Honkee from the start
I woulda left you alone
A honky's gotta do what a honky's gotta do
For a honky to hold his own
Sorry 'bout breakin' up the show like this
Is there anything we can do?"
I said "jump in the crowd, get real loud
And here's my only message for you"
Chorus
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