Well Billy Billy Bob was a big motha fucker
An' he came out of the sea
He caught a fly girl named Missy Missy Mary
Said, "Hey bitch, you comin' wit' me"
She was a real short biddie
wit big ass titties
What I'm sayin' is this girl was fine
Yeah well, B.B.Bob he put his hand on her back an' said
Now you're gonna fuckin' be mine
Well she looked kinda corny, but B. Bob was horny
And it was gettin' close to suppertime
He tried to perpatrate some action, an in & out transition
But she said "It's gonna cost you a dime"
Now that was whack, he didn't have no green
He spent his last hundred on crack
So he said "let me owe ya," but she said "No way I told ya"
And she kicked Billy Bob in the sack
Now Billy was hurtin' his fertility uncertain
And he said "That fuckin' ho ganna die"
He grabbed a shovel made of lead an' he beat her in the head
Till there was no sign of life in her eyes
A few hours later cops came around aimin' to
Shoot Billy Billy down
But B.B. Bob got a tip, he gave the police the slip
And so they went off to search the town
Aw, but Billy Billy Bob was a clever young brother
Like B. Hoggs and Bo G.
Yeah, the first thing he did was he headed for the beach
And he jumped back into the sea
Solo
Well now I ain't no preacha
but what this story should teach ya
Is be careful when your out by the sea
Whatch your back like a hawk
Keep it down when you talk
Yeah, you know you would if you were me
And if you see a tall brutha
Who's a lookin' for a love-a
You betta let'em pillage and rob
'Cause you might just be in trouble
If he's carryin' a shovel
And his name is Billy Billy Bob
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